- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What is older than history?

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

this website is a bad joke

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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