A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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hey hey apple

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Anti Joke

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