- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

hey hey apple

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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