- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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