- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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