- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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