- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

poopy is poopy

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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