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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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