- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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