An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What comes after 69? 70

How do you make a car? You build it.

Emily Walker.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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