- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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