- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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