roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A pope meets another one

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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