- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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