Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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