Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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