So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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