What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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