Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Emily Walker.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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