- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Your're racist.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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