- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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