- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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