- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Dwight Howard

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Take part of what?

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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