- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

I C U P White stuff

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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