- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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