- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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