Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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