- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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