John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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