How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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A storm be brewin!

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Anti Joke

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