how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Balls

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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