Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Tilt your screen back .

Don't believe in Atheists.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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