Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Boxing on Boxing Day

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Anti Joke

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