Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Tilt your screen back .

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Don't believe in Atheists.

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