- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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