- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Your're racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Balls

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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