What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Balls

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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