- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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