Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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