yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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