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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Your're racist.

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