- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How you know when dislextic

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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