How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A pope meets another one

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How old are you? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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