- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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