- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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