- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

I dont have a girlfriend

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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