Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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