What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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