What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

A pope meets another one

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

black chicken. kfc

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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