50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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