Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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