Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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