- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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