What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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