- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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