- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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