- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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