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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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