Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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