- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Your face is hilarious.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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