What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

tim has no humor

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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