(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

women's rights, lol

You know whats annoying? Steve

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

A pope meets another one

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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