*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How you know when dislextic

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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