Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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