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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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