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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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