- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A storm be brewin!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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