- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A pope meets another one

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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