- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Where's the soap?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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