How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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