- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

A black man walks out of a police station

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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