- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

This is an anti- joke

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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