Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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