- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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