Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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I asked her where you were.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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