Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why? Why not?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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