What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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