Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

The chickens have become self-aware!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

boobs!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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