- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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