- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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