- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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