what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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