- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

alert('The Game')

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A praying mantis is very graceful

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A: Do you like it B: No

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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