Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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