- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's stupid a light bulb.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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