Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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