why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A Pakistani news reader.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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