- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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European on my shoes, buddy.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

antonis sister is mighty fine

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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