- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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