- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

A seal walks into a club.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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