What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

how do you win a game try your best

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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