Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Justin Beiber

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Your're racist.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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