A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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your mom.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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