Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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i like turtles

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Justin Beiber

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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