What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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