What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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boobs!

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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