What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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