Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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