Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

knock knock!? . . No.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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