- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

knock knock!? . . No.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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