Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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call me maybe.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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