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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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