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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

._____________________. Whale!

What did the fish say after he

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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