if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

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